Studies sponsored by the Netherlands Governement.
GEFELICITEERD!
Happy Birthday!
Joyeux Anniversaire! ¡ Feliz Cumpleaños!
A businessman boards an airplane to find that his neighbor in
first class is a parrot. They take off and the stewardess asks what they
would like to drink.
"Glenlivet on the rocks with a twist," says the parrot.
The businessman orders a Coke.
After waiting two or three minutes, the bird starts yelling,
"Where's my drink?! Stop fooling around and
give me my drink!"
The stewardess runs to him with his glass, leaving the businessman
still thirsty.
Half an hour later the stewardess makes a second round. The bird orders
another Glenlivet and a Wall
Street Journal. The businessman asks for another Coke.
Again, after waiting a couple of minutes, the bird
screams, squawking, "Are you lazy or stupid? I want my drink,
and don't forget my paper!" The poor
stewardess nearly trips over herself getting the parrot his drink and
the newspaper.
The businessman still has nothing, and after ten more
minutes decides to take his cue from the bird. "Hey!
Bring me my Coke right now!" he shouts.
Out of nowhere the stewardess, the captain and two passengers
grab the businessman and the bird, open
the hatch and throw them out of the plane.
At 30,000 feet in the air the two fall side by side and the
parrot says to the terrified man, "Wow, that took a
lot of guts for a guy with no wings."
Thank you so much my friend for your kind visit.
I wish you the best. When going to La Paz don't forget to stay at the "Hotel
Mediterranee" and eat at it's Restaurant "La
Pazta".
Que tengas un lindo día,
HAVE A NICE DAY!
Boerhaavekwartier
Postbus 19, K45
2300 AA, Leiden
The Netherlands
